Which one would you rather see NAKKID??

Twas Elaine's partay last night, which was pretty ok. Some of Amelia's fwams were there though, and I just thought "Swear you're in year 2" it was so weird. But they were quite fun and I danced with them for a bit. And your girlfriend was there too Lucy! But don't worry, Becca went no where near her, I looked after her ;). Don't kill me I'm only joking, she was straight (as usual lol). I did give her a lift home though. She lubs us and wants to hang out with us in the form room. She thinks we're cool! Of course we all know that Lucy's the only cool one in this group. But I should have told Alice not to bother. After all, Lucy's "already got 11 friends, why would she need another one"??? Sorry Daddy, I'm SLATING you aren't I? Well at least you cam go into school on Monday with your head held high and proudly shout "I GOT SLAY-TED"!! lololhoohoohaahaa.

In other (equally as exciting) news, Saro has started working avec me and Ronji, she is too cute. It was her month anniversary yesterday, and she told me that she wasn't scared anymore! How cute is that?! I have new shoes, but everyone knows that whatev. PLus I have money. HOORAY! Omg I haven't said HOORAY for ages! I'm going to bring HOORAY back. I don't even know if it was even in but whatev. Mary Ali was there last night, which resulted in quite an awkward moment in the toilets but never mind, I shall just say I was drunk. Ah that sounded quite dodgy actually. Never mind I'm not going back and changing it now, the moment has passed. Also me and Daddy watched Confetti on Friday and it was so cute :)
I can't be arsed to write anymore I think I might go back to sleep.

So I haven't updated for ages because I couldn't be bothered. I still can't but it's just polite. I'm on youtube yaryaryar it's v.cute. Plus Saro was till trained today, how sweet, like a little baby! Aww. Anyway yar so everyone did really well in their exams and we all went to 6th Form today. Except Mary Ali, which is a shame as she looked quite like Melissa Peregrym. Dammit. I was pissed today because Mum wouldn't let me watch TV and I wanted to watch Scary Movie. But I snubbed her by going on YouTube and watching things there pahhahahaha. Fuck me I'm bored! It's ridiculous. God, my boobs hurt, it's a disgrace. Lol 'cos you all love me to share. Plus I want someone to ring me. Oh someone, if you are reading this, ring me :(

Yo my niggas, (sorry if that offends anyone). Luijay is back in town. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


god i feel sick right now

hello daddy, i lub you.
you too kato.

Well everyone, the rumours are true. Your favourite gimp is indeed leaving the country. But only for a week though. Never fear, I shall be back before you can say "Ahoy there Luige! Come back here I say!"

Love y'all lots and lots and Daddy, thank you for my letter, I do indeed look forward to reading it. Scrape, scrape! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


*hugs :)*

OMG Daddy you replied to mon poste! I miss you so much! What rings did you take? I am confused. Aww I hope you also ready my Requiem for a Daddy. Twas beautiful even if I do say so myself. Hope you're having fun sans moi et Sarah. Mum wants us to go on holiday as well but I hope we don't, otherwise I might not be here when you get back. BTW, when you do get home, make sure you are the first person in your room please. I haven't been out to many restaurants with Tortin recently, as he has been in Switzerland, living it up with All That.

SCRAPE, SCRAPE!
love you so much miss you
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:)

Aww Saro has made me the most beautiful gimp icon ever! Aww, what a good wife she is being recently, I must remember to buy her flowers/ new saucepans etc. Omg I have to put this because I know that Saro and Daddy and Kato and Ash and Emma will die. Well actually Elmo already did. Today at the car boot sale I saw Emma (heloo there Cedric), and Mrs Christofedes, the object of their obsessions. I spoke to her and showed her my purchases and everything, including my Harry Potter mousemat and flashing mouse. Yay! Yar she was quite cute, but not as cute as some pipes. She was avec her husband and I told her I would tell Saro and Lucy because they would be so jealous as they love her and were pretty obsessive. Yup I truly did say that to her face. DW she loved it.

Btw Saro I am still cross with you for telling Hannah that me and Ron wanted to stalk Nathan which is untrue and totally nothing to do with her even if it was. Gah you silly bug. I miss Ron and Daddy and I love them so. This is in fact a shout out to them. Big up la famille and all that jazz. Or should and say, Jazzè, continuing with the French theme.

We had to get up really early this morning and I only got 5 hours sleep and now my head hurts and I am v.sleepy and also my phone isn't sending texts :( sigh. I think I might just cry.

REQUIEM FOR A DADDY:


Oh Vader, yesterday you were here
Now you are gone
And I can snuggle in your parents bed and watch White Chicks in peace
hahahahaha

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Oh my life i swear I havn't written for about a million days! Or a month, watev. So yah tis all good yah. We have no school and it is fun indeed. Though my back is sunburnt and hurts a little :( the things I do for love eh? Though really I did it so I could get a tan, but maybe love of myself counts in this case. Ah soz, I realised that sounds like wanking, never mind. I'll leave that to Vader. Well I missed seeing YoJessica today, who is so lubly, and also I realised that I havn't seen Nathan (the love of my life), for over 3 months and it's a shame as he is truly a beautiful sight to behold. Saro if u dare tell Hannah I said that or show it to Nathan or do anything remotely embarassing then I will hate you forever. But you can still come round, I'd just hate you.

Can't be bothered to type anymore on this.


I'm going now.



Goodbyeeeeeeeeee.

Well after my oh so lwngthy absence of about 10 days, I am posting again. My hair is curly, as we are practising for prom, tis pretty. I like it. Gah my nails are too long to type though, still. Have not cut them since last post. Cannot be arsed, they must be long for prom. Omg today (with the help of the Sithlord-who btw is like, soo going to hell ooh sinner sinner addict nympho and all that jazz), I made a cake for Cedric's jolly jape tomorrow. I bought two magazines as well, which makes me happy. Ah my hair, so bouncy as so forth. Hope everyone likes it. Same goes for the cake dudes. Y'all had better spit it out when I'm not looking if you hate it. Omg I am soo excited abouyt tomorrow thought, twill be so fun. I've not had a jolly jape partay with everyone for ages because of exams. One more and a suprise packed lunch to go. No mince sandwiches though. That's gross.

Oh my life we went to Nanny's on Saturday and she forgot that she had invited us! The twit.

Omg today I had to go to church on my own. Omg I nearly freaking died I was so scared. But then twas ok because nice people sat next to me. Catherine wasn't there she was making food in the hall. How very kindly of her. Anyway, yar, so then this bitch hit me in the eye with a paper aeroplane prayer but I couldn't exactly start a ho down show down in the middle of the church. I'm planning to take her down next week though. Stupid ho. We did some songs and other random stuff and we got sweets. But I will never forget bitch who nearly blinded me. She was a total tramp too. She wore a black bra under a white shirt. Fuckwit. Plus there was someone fit there, but he's probably boring and religiously fanatical as I'm guessing a lot of them are. That might be a harsh generalization. Whatev, I'm gonna die tomorrow anyway what with the Maths GCSE and all. Oh my life I swear I don't know anything. But mebbe I can make up the marks in the calculator one. But I doubt it. I haven't seen any of my fwams for a whole week and I may just cry of loneliness. Ah I can't be bothered to write anything else that happened cept FIG/FAG got his hair cut weird so we don't love him as much. He has a nice car though.